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Announcement!

The End of Days is nearly upon us.  It was announced today by the Wasilla Frontiersman that the Antichrist will be a homosexual!!

Sodomy is the only sin for which God came down from heaven to destroy. Though God dealt with many other sins in various ways, there is no other for which he came down from heaven to verify and destroy. In the New Testament, sodomy is declared to be “against nature.” And of the men, Paul in Romans 1 says they leave “the natural use of the woman….” In effect, there is no greater sin against God than to reject how he made you, and no greater sin against women than to reject how God made them. But will the Antichrist be a homosexual? Having seen what the Bible says of sodomy, we have no further to look than the book of Daniel, chapter 11 to find our answer. It says, “Neither shall he [Antichrist] regard… the desire of women….” As I said at the onset, I am not the first to draw attention to this, but the verbiage is clear.

In case you didn’t know, Wasilla is Sarah Palin’s home town in Alaska.  You know, the place in Alaska where you can see Russia from Ms. Palin’s bedroom window?

Now then, I envision the homosexual Antichrist as a 7 foot tall Liberace in a gaudy sequined pin-strip leisure suit and a red velvet hat.  What do you think?

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