Because it doesn’t require much
This clip has been everywhere over the past couple of days. It doesn’t require much effort to see that the younger generation just get’s it.
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Archive for Funny
Interesting
I was looking through my analytics for this web site tonight and discovered that in the last 3 months 90% of my search engine traffic (visitors that got here through a search engine by searching for a key-word or term) have used the term “REDNECK, or RED NECK” to find this blog. Well, as much as I like to think that I’m an asshole to everyone equally, I’m looking for a little more sophisticated audience from that segment. So, this weekend, I’m going to remove that keyword from the tags portion of my web site. That’s the part that the search engine’s pick up and index. Most of my other traffic is still being generated from leelanauphotography.com and from direct URL entry. That’s good news for me and those are the sources I want my traffic to come from. Found the image below this morning, thought it was pretty accurate. I’m thinking about getting it blown up and presenting it in my store. Right, the little shoes with roller skates on the bottom really need to be banned. Someone’s going to get killed. At least put your kids on a leash parents!!!
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It’s Betty Time
Another video from Ms. Betty Bowers….it’s satire folks. Get over it.
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A Moat?
Just released today, the winning deisgn for the new US Embassy in London.
The 12-story building, designed by Philadelphia-based architecture firm Kieran Timberlake, will use its surrounding natural setting to protect it from potential terrorist threats — a meadow, woodland and a moat will buffer the embassy the main road.”
Just takes you back to the middle ages dosn’t it? I’m hoping that the meadow will be populated with sheep, the woodland inhabited by dragons, and the moat filled with sharks. That should keep just about everyone out, except the gays who will be naturally attracted to the massive disco ball in the middle of London.
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Text
From GIZMODO.
Nielsen stats put the average teen’s texting rate at about ten per hour during the day. This, and basic math, leads to some terrifying conclusions!
The math works out to about 40,000 words a month. I hate texting via mobile devices. It takes me 30 minutes just to figure out where the letters are on the dam phone. I’ve seen kids in the store with thumbs moving faster than the speed of light, and to think that I could not even type on a typewriter with any proficiency until I was 17! I’m getting old.
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Up and Away..
If you’ve not seen the movie “UP”, you need to rent it and watch it. I’m a huge fan of Pixar and Disney, they’ve teamed up with”YouTube whiz kid Fagottron” who has produced this great mash-up with scenes from the movie. This is also the guy that did the Marry Poppins video which is sadly no longer available on YouTube. I’ve also posted another one based on scenes from Charley and The Chocolate Factory and one from Bambi. Turn up the volume, have fun!
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Just an Ass Please
Ripped from another blog:
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, ‘Sorry Chuck, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’
Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
Chuck said, ‘OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’
The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?’
Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said ‘You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!’
Chuck said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with that dead donkey?’
Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.’
The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’
Chuck now works for JP Morgan.
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To Be Thankful
As is becoming a tradition the longer I maintain this blog, each Thanksgiving I generate a short list of the things in my life that I am thankful for. As is also becoming a tradition, age has begun to turn me into a bit of a curmudgeon really before I am supposed to have that sort of title. On a serious note, I continue to be thankful this year for the continued support of my family both immediate and extended. The older I get the more I do indeed find them all to be quite useful people.
So here then is a list of the other things I am thankful for. This year they tend to be somewhat political. You need to think about some of these to understand them.
1. I am thankful that once again another state has joined the dark ages and successfully told me that I’m not worthy of marriage by popular vote and that my humanity has been reduced to the viewpoint that I am somehow a threat to your bratty children.
2 . I am thankful our current President is indeed a liberal socialist because I truly enjoy watching tea baggers “teabag” themselves. It’s quite a feat to be able to do that to yourself and it fascinates me that FOX news has turned from news to hardcore porn…and their viewers have no clue.
3. I am thankful for Sarah Palin because without her the conservative right would be direction-less and none would have any idea why they support the policies they do. After all, Sarah certainly knows and understands her positions….and so do her supporters.
4. I am thankful for Adam Lambert because he had the audacity to expose and highlight the ridiculous double standard held by people in this country regarding sexuality. You know it’s quite fine for 2 women to suck face on national TV but god-for-fucking-bid 2 men try it. Keep telling them to fuck themselves Adam, maybe someday they’ll get it.
5. Finally I’m thankful for Carrie Prejean and her wonderfully large melons. If she had not tried to inflate her ego in the same manner she inflated her chest, we might not have ever had the opportunity to watch a rising star fall so fast and so quickly. Keep cranking out the porn Carrie, at least you’ll be able to pay your bills legally.
So, there you have it. 5 things I’m thankful for (I think) in a year that has been quite interesting politically. Remember folks, this blog isn’t just for your reading pleasure, this is written documentation of a time in my life….that’s right, do you think we’d remember any of this in 5 years if I had not just written it down?
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